1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness
Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old
Jenkins: dude... you're like 80
Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...
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The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
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Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"
Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!
Roger: What'd you say to me?!
Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?
Roger: You callin' me gay?!
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