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Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).
Absolutely disgusting.
(in a college dorm)
"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."
(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)
"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"
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An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.
*Spiderman laid out on the ground*
"Draw me like one of your french girls"
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Some shit only lowkey gay niggas agree to.
Sally: Want to have a threesome?
Bob: Fuck you read my mind.
Sally: Cool but it's two guys one girl
Bob: That's some gay shit
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1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.
2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"
2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away
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Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them
Guy:what should I do when I'm done
Girl:paint me like one of your french girls
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A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.
Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!
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The words of a tramp called Nikki
“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure