One-Eyed Dolphin

Sex move. The woman will appear to be a "one-eyed dolphin". Having sex doggy style and the man surprises her by shifting gears and placing his penis into her ass. She will quickly turn and shriek--from your point of view she will appear from the side (one-eyed), the noise she will make will be similar to a dolphin.

"My friend Jimmy was giving it to his girlfriend from behind and without warning he slammed it into her ass. She turned quickly and yelped like Flipper! He said that she looked like a one-eyed dolphin."

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one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

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one eyed worm

slang term for penis

Mary played with Phil's one eyed worm.

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one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

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one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

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one-eyed willie

1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.
2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.
Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.

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One eyed milkman

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

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