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They turns to humans when the moons comes out.
"Gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans when the moons comes out!"
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Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.
"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"
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Name: an individual equal in authority, status and capability to ones' self, yet in the employ of a directly rival organization.
After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Agent Smith from the CIA finally met his opposite number in the KGB.
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The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.
MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"
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Solar Opposites is an American adult animated sitcom centers around a family of aliens from a better world who must take refuge in middle America. They disagree on whether this is awful or awesome. Also about a world called the wall, were Yumyulack shrinks and puts people he dislikes
in one episode Solar Opposites episode, "Terry and Korvo Steal a Bear" is actually about a tiny revolution inside of the wall.
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Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.
Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other
So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.
Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?
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A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.
Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.
Try this logic with 4th graders.
4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.
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