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To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.
"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."
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When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.
Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."
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Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information, public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.
Also see oprah hands
"Hey! Look that water moves like Oprah!"
"Dude, Don't change the way you look like that, I didn't know who you were, you pulled an Oprah."
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A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil
You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed
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To get into trouble for something your wife/girlfriend saw on Oprah.
Wife: Honey do you love me?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Just me,...and no other....men? I was watching Oprah today. It was about men who leave their wives for other men.
Husband: Why do I have to get Oprahed when I walk in the door?
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The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!
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Possibly the richest nigger ever.
A more fitting name would be Nigrah
Oprah got rich off of brainwashing other women.
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