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Mechanical Jesus
'nough said
Boy: Sorry i broke your moms vase
Other boy: Oh for Prime's sake, you better pray to Optimus that she doesnt find out!
optimus prime
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An altruistic giant alien robot wirh the power to transform into a truck.
His main rival is Megaton, Decpticon leader, who is obsessed with trying to beat and kill Optimus.
Prime's noble traits include playing fair, never leaving anyone behind, never asking anyone to do something he wouldn't do himself, entering the battlefield first and leaving last, fighting for the freedoms of all sentient life, giving fair warnings, preserving peace and ofcourse giving inspirational speeches.
His abilities wary and whilst he lacks the destructive talents of Megatron he more than makes up for them with his support abilties and particularly his ability to control inanimate parts or drones. His major ability is to combine with his trailer or drones to become Super Optimus. Beyond that he can readily combine with other Transformers to become even more powerful.
As the true leader of the Autobots he is beqeeathed the Matrix of Leadership which allows him direct access with the very soul of Cybertron as well as the collective knowledge of all former Autobot leaders.
Such is Primes awesomeness that he can always rise from the dead and hence he is known as Jesus Prime.
So great is his ladership skills that even other species like humans would openly serve him and allow him to become an elected leader because that's how great and effective he is.
Optimus Prime
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A term used to describe a very big or powerful truck. Is also the name of the Autobot leader from Transformers, who transforms into a semi truck.
Guys car gets rammed by a semi truck. He says to the truck driver, "God dammit, why'd you destroy my car with Optimus Prime, you idiot."
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Like Amazon Prime, but without the free shipping.
Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.
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The best name for a kid
Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode
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Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence
Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing
Enjoys Ripping off faces
Don’t believe me ask the fallen
Optimus Prime: Give me your face