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Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022


Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025


optis

Another word for bums who cant play video games.

Hes playing bad he must got the optis

by oblivoussinsss April 27, 2023


Opti

Opti indian slang for - Indian pedophile. Is used in many countries to humiliate Indian Fuckboys and Pedophiles online.

"Oh my god, you're such an opti!

by Unknownbloke18058 August 17, 2019


Opti

1. A storm water management company.

2. A staffing agency.

3. The fictional optimistic sister from Siblingists.

4. A type of coat.

5. Slang for Option.

1. "Opti is great at protecting us from storm water!"

2. "I got a job from Opti!"

3. "Opti, stop fucking around and help me with this problem"

4. "I'm wearing an Opti brand coat!"

5. "OUH MAH GAWD, LOOK AT THOSE OPTI!"

by hotburgersum75alt January 25, 2025