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Orangutan

Monster in bed .

"Man she's an orangutan in bed, I almost lost my dick"

by cunto69 July 10, 2019

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Orangutan

A person who walks like a fool, hands curved and knuckles draggin.

Look at that orangutan, what a goofy bitch.

by jedimindtriks March 30, 2007

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orangutan

A new born Indonesian baby. Used when referring to an Indonesian

Isn't that such a cute orangutan

by peeta February 4, 2005

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Spunky Orangutan

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!

Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!

by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008

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Corner Orangutan

To masturbate in public or somewhat public places like a horny orangutan in a hidden corner of a zoo exhibit.

I caught my date doing the corner orangutan under the table after I bent over to pick up my keys...GROSS!

Dude, I caught my roommate corner orangutaning in the shower with my girlfriend's body wash. Close the frickin door next time.

by Drew Mendes September 16, 2011


orangutan titties

Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species

Dude, Heather has some nasty sagging orangutan titties. She should wear a push-up bra.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

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angry orangutan

a sexual position, derived from the missionary position, in which the man slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan.

Nah it's just a date, nothin serious ... although I may give her an angry orangutan afterwards.

by fresnobdog February 21, 2007

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