The Orient

A place white people haven't conquered yet, but are trying to really hard.

"China is no longer The Orient, South America is."

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Orient

A large city south of the states capital, Columbus, Ohio. This area is inhabited by unusually wealthy people that do not have real jobs. The city is very diverse, people in all shades of white. 1988 chevy camaros and jacked up trucks cruise the streets, every girl between the ages of 16 and 21 is pregnant or a proud mother of a couple kids. Beer flows like water and every person rocks a cut off tee or a jesus piece. Each citizen owns 7 or 8 cars most of which can start and even be driven.

"I need me some oxys let's head to orient"

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orienteering

another word for getting lost, you go out in a field with a damp map and you have to find stupid numbers that people have changed so we get it wrong

"yo dude, we got orienteering next"
"yeah i know, you comin' down the chippy then?"

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the oriental

Dipping one's balls in substances allows someone to sense, or in a way taste said substance. The Oriental, is dipping one side of your scrotum into Soy Sauce and the other side into pineapple juice making a sweet and salty sensation or taste. You know, on your balls.

I had a great night last night, I treated myself to the Oriental.

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Oriental

1) A type of rug
2) A term that your grandparents still use for people of asian descent despite you constantly telling them it is not politically correct

Grandparent: There are a lot of orientals here

Grandkid: Actually that term is -

Grandparent: Oh look there's one not eating a dog what a strange sight

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orient

The word which most people mean when they say orientate.

Turn the map over and orient it toward that landmark.

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oriented

Oriented: the American poor-relative of the English 'orientated'; to rotate an object through any plane to align in any given angle; to have bias of political, religious or sexual tendencies; any leanings or sympathies to any such beliefs. Derived from such activity as 'orienteering', using map and compass, from a given point to any other, using 'way-finding' to arrive at that given point

'He was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) towards the party for civil liberties', or 'The airplane (US) aeroplane (Eng) was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) toward south (US) towards the south (Eng)'

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