Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Like macaroni in a pot.

I got that bitch wetter than an otter's pocket

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Wetter than an otters pocket

when you see johnny Depp

friend: Omg is that johnny?

you: yes omg. he’s so cute.

friend: bro you’re wetter than an otters pocket
you: yeah i know :)

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Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

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wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees Nick Cannon

HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20

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can't wait to say this XD

Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI

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More than utterly useless

Focusing on the race ratio in the us navy instead of fixing said us navy is wetter than an otters pocket! We need to be war ready, not focus on shtuyot.

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