Oxygen

A poison that kills you slowly. Usually, it takes about 70-80 years to kill you, but the moment you breathe it in, you are destined to die.

"my dad passed away yesterday."
"must be that damned oxygen. Your father must be such a brave warrior.He managed to fight it off for so long."

Oxygen

A code word used in place of Marijuana. Oxygen is inhaled when Scuba Diving. Oxygen describes all grades of weed. Concentrated oxygen is Dank!

Yo, can you pick me up some oxygen in union city. im running a little low. I don't want to suffocate.

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oxygenating

deep breathing

the guy was oxygenating when he had an athsma attack

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Oxygen

If you need to look this up, it's probably because:

A. You don't speak English.

or B. You're two dumb to live.

If A, to put it simply, Oxygen is a substance found in air, which you need to stay alive and your body collects by breathing. If B, kill yourself.

I didn't know what oxygen was, so I died. :(

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Oxygen

Useless chemical

If only there werent so much oxygen in the air.

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waste of oxygen

Someone so useless that each breath he or she takes is just one less lungful of oxygen for someone or something worthwhile.

See also oxygen thief, waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of semen, waste of skin, and waste of space,

"So would you let Madysynne into the bunker if she was outside when they were about to drop the bomb?"

"Hell no. Even just walking down the street she's a waste of oxygen. ...plus, then we can loot her corpse once the radiation settles."

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oxygen eater

Person who is inept at everything he or she does. To be in the same room with these people is to be stupider in every sense of the word. These "oxygen eaters" are born, eat, poop, and die, while serving no purpose at all except to eat my oxygen.

TOM: Yo, is that Stevie over there? Man o' man, is that guy
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...

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