oy vey goyim

a yEEEEEtdish term meaning "oh a fucking goyim" and goyim means a non jew, so its like gringo but for YEEEEEEEETdish peYOple.!

YEED: *sniffs* SHALOM. where is my monnnEYYY.

goyim: *speaks in texan* yee HAWWW its ma monAY
yeed: AHHAU7AHA. A GOYIM. oy vey goyim ! * the YEED cries in pain as he strikes the GOYIM *

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oy vey

its DUTCH not yiddish, as believed by some unbalanced nojewish people.

Unbalanced child: oy vey is JEWISH.
Validargument kid: Its dutch. everyone knows that.
Unbalanced child: oh yea, youre right, i think ill go change my shoelaces now.

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Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

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oy vey in a good way

"When life gets a little messy but has potential to work out in the end."

Works best when using inflection towards the end of the saying to imply a question.

Nicole "Oh no, the dog just took a shit in my mom's new luggage!" Sam Hey she has already been here two days and leaves in the monrning, That's oy vey in a good way?"

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oy frickin vey

More emphasized version of oy vey

Oy frickin vey! My girlfriend just screwed another guy.

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Oy vey

Yiddish for "do me in my stinker I really mean it because I'm an idolater and I bust my shnozz on walls when I walk into them with a stiffy"

"Oy vey... oh yeah that's good my sub-human peasant”