p/s

{abbreviation of power shit};to take a shit that makes you drowsy;a shit so bad your stomach cramps up. Proper terminology to use in mixed company or an office environment.

Dude...I have to take a huge p/s!

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

rb h p ca s

n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus.

He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"

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p&s

P&S means Post & Support. This is used in forums. When asking someone to P&S you want them to post in your topic and support it (obviously).

CHAT CONVERSATION:
Guy 1: Hey man! Have you seen my topic on our Clans Forums?
Guy 2: Yeah, it looks good.
Guy 1: P&S Please
Guy 2: Sure

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P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

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N i p p l e s

The word said when c o n s u m i n g too much memes

I love to lick my n i p p l e s.

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