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Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.
2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.
3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
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A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.
A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.
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This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.
It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.
"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"
A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.
Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana
2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.
Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!