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An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.
Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.
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A pubescent youth who pours over the front page of YTMND every day rejoicing every time a new Brian Peppers site is created, or an internet war with Ebaum is started. These lowly half-humans now inhabit the once-peaceful YTMND forums, yet they stand out among the regular members because no one likes them. The projected maximum age for one of these Front Pagers is 17 to 18, where they will commit suicide as a joke over the internet. Some more famous (therefore making them gayer) frontpagers include MasterSitsu, Syncan, and Boomaga.
DrMongol: Oh no, Max linked the forums to the front page. Invasion is imminent.
NoccGuy: Here come the front pagers. I wish them death.
Front Pagers: kekekekekkekekekekek llolo Gay fuel!1
Kevin Bacon: I scared away the front pagers with my nudity.
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A low, rumbling fart, usually associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
Jesus Simon, I think your gusset pager just went off!
A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.
"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.
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the answer to every math problem every invented
Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager
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a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)
dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed
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Pagers, a phrase invented by the gods to mean that was awesome, often mistaken for 'poggers' but is a term to describe something more shocking than that of which you would use the phrase 'poggers'
I didn't know you could do a somersault, holy shit thats pagers!