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When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"
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When a male ejaculates into his hand. He then proceeds to rub the semen onto the testicle hair and then runs the testicle hair over the woman's face. Hence, giving her the dirty paintbrush
I can't go out tonight... My wife wants to try the dirty paintbrush and I can't turn it down!
When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.
Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!
When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.
Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..
A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.
He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.
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When a person with long hair braids it before inserting it into there partners anus, then pull it out and paints a picture on the partners chest.
Sally gave John a beautiful Indian Paintbrush that he will always remember.
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