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a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases.
formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree.
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When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.
Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.
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1) a hand job using lubricant
2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree
2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.
"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"
Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝
“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
An adjective used to describe something or someone that is particularly shady, creepy, etc. Students in Southern California and particularly at San Dieguito Academy often use this word.
Courtney: Who's that person lurking behind the bathrooms?
McKenna: I don't know! He's really shady palm tree!
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An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
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