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Sexy,Savage, all around champ. Excels in everything and has the best personality. You can't beat Palmer
Everyone likes Palmer even the guys
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the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl
Ryan: its monday night
greg: fking palmer
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palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey
that guy is a palmer
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David Palmer, J.D. is a fictional President of the United States played by Dennis Haysbert as part of the television series, 24.
Palmer was presented in good light being a strong and smart president - Has also been said that he helped Obama get elected.
"By the end of the day attempt will be made on senator Palmers life" -Richard Walsh
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Little crappy town with waay too many cops. Everyone and their mom has slept with everyone and their dad. Known as the sister town to Wasilla but those meth-heads don't have shit on us. Home to the Palmer High Moose, Colony Highschool and Valley Pathways, all schools are known for their high drug use normally related to weed. But what can I say there's nothing else interesting to do here besides eat at Taco Bell, smoke some dooby and party anywhere and everywhere you fucking can.
Ha oh shit I realized I've slept with everyone hot in Palmer already...
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To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.
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A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!
Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??
Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!
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