a panda

a guy that eats, shoots and leaves!

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Panda

Amazing animals that god let rome on the earth.Like all other animals they walk around naked . Accept pandas don't care about anything, as well as being so freaking cute. To master the art of the panda you must:
-Sleep in to late
-Roll everywhere instead of walking
-not care about anything
-and live in your house because you have to walk around naked forever

oh, and one last thing if you have ANYTHING to cuddle. Cuddle it like there is no tommorow

"DUDE, I mastered the art of pandas!"
"﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'rly?"
"yeah!"
"its 9 in the mornin'"
"So?..."
"pandas sleep till afternoon

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panda

slang term for Opana (oxymorphone)

"the panda had me fucked up last night."

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Panda

A magical black and white creature that can fly because it eats dragons. It is also the #3 cause of death in Jurassic Park.

Help! That panda is eating my baby!

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that panda!

I like it.

Hey, I like that panda!!

Panda

Opana - Oxymorphone is an opioid pain medication. A low-key street name for this drug is "Panda". The rapper known as "Desiigner" won't admit to the true meaning of panda in fear of losing fans.

"Yo, You got any pandas?"

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The Panda

The sexual act of fucking a girl while smoking a blunt at the same time.

"Dude, I gave this chick The Panda last night. It was amazing! What could be better than smoking weed and fucking?"

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