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pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 3, 2012


Full pantry

When a stripper hides food in her pannus aka pulling a blau

She might have a full pantry... look at them curves

by Mic blau February 15, 2017


sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover June 30, 2011

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Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.

A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.

by J. Con June 11, 2007

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Goo Pantry

The vagina

"I got it in her goo pantry last night!"

by Thesnizz December 22, 2014


Pantry Roulette

Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.

Dad put corn & refried beans in the soup, I guess he played Pantry Roulette for dinner.

by Hal O. Ween May 9, 2011


pantry bunny

n. a large yet sexy woman

That pantry bunny I met at the buffet sure looked good in those apple bottoms.

by ghettodoctor October 1, 2009