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A tree's last moment of revenge.
Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end
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a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given
Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan
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The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation
After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts
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1. Someone who's all talk & no action.
2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.
3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.
4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?
Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!
Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.
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A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina
Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"
Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"
Craig - "Did it hurt?"
Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"
Craig - "Sore"
Simon - "Yep she certainly is"
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Being grazed by a stray bullet.
Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.
When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.
When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.
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