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When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.
Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".
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I was paradoxing my sentences all day long.
---It is very true that all I do is lie--
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The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.
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Start by fucking your girl from behind. Pull out briefly and have your hidden friend quickly take your place. Then go outside and wave at her from a window.
Will you help me with the paradox with my girl tonight.
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The shipping of Sheldon Cooper and Penny off "Big Bang Theory", even is the name of the fanfiction community on Livejournal
Me: What shipping do u support on Big Bang Theory?
You: I'm an Leonard/Penny Shipper
Me: I'm an Paradox shipper (grins)
You: What's that?
Me: The pairing of Sheldon and Penny... they're such a paradox, therefore the ship name.
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I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.
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Two structures built over water, designed for boats.
They docked the two ships at the paradox.
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