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Someone who types long responses to a text
"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"
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Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
Babe I want a freaky paragraphs
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Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.
PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE
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Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"
This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"
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Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?