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The act of making people paranoid
ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft
Stop paranoiding me
A fucking awesome song by Black Sabbath, on their album Paranoid.
Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify
Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!
I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late
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The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
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A form of paranoia but it much more extreme. It can cause Luciedisease.
Girl: OMG! They're all around me. I'm gonna die!
Boy: You're so paranoided!
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Trevor Dobson
Neighborhood watch association
Trevor is a paranoid neighborhood watch member
The way your burnt-ass friend acts every time you smoke weed.
Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
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A game from the 1982 movie TRON. Encom recently remastered the game and uploaded it to the interwebs for everyone to play. Currently, the only person to reach the top score of Space Paranoids is Kevin Flynn, with a score of 999,000. The player drives a tank and tries to shoot down turrets, other tanks, and flying ship things called Recognizers.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you played Space Paranoids yet? I almost got one of the top 5 high scores."
Guy 2: "No, I haven't, but it sounds really fun."