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parole taken when you break out of jail.
"howd u get out?"
"Jack rabbit parole"
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A person who has done jail time and fulfils four or more of the following criteria:
1) Is from a broken home, particularly with herion addicted parents
2) Is a herion addict
3) Slit an old lady's throat for 35 cents
4) Stole the faceplate of your car stereo rendering it useless
5) Uses Salvation Army vouchers to eat, yet drives a $70,000 dumped BMW
6) Asks 5 year olds if they are 'chasing'.
7) Someone stupid enough to get caught and go to prison in the first place.
Shoot these people in the face on sight. There is no such thing as reform or public reintegration.
1). Stupid junkie parolee stole my car stereo faceplate!
2). Stupid junkie parolee is selling 10kg of coke to an undercover cop!
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A music company with a good ass rapper named DMB
Person1: You here that new DMB song? By No Parole Records?
Person2: na, but i heard it go to work!!
The thick winter fog surrounding a prison at night that allows an easier escape and able to get away by not being seen in the thick fog.
Well, looks like he might have got away, into the parole dust he went.
Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.
John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.
Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.