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Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables
Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement
1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?
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West Country slang for your cock.
Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....
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A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."
"This must be the parsnip depot!"
coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
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An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.
Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!
No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!
Another Term used for a joint of weed that is mixed with tobacco. Normally heard in the East Midlands area of the UK
-Ginger Joe smoked a fat parsnip jay with us last night
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?