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pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

by VictoryForCake January 24, 2020


Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019


Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

by W@tcher February 2, 2007

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Pastor-Aggressive

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".

Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

by Bill yes for real its me October 21, 2016


Pastor Maldonado

a stupid racing driver. A Danger to everyone .

Every F1 Fan

" Pastor Maldonado is a a danger to everyone"

by Your Mum's m8 August 15, 2014

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Pastor Troy

One of the best rappers around coming straight out of Georgia. He is unfortunately not very well known but he has some of the deepest lyrics, on a spiritual level, there are. Good examples are "Vice Versa" and "Acid Rain"

YO Julian! I got the new Pastor Troy cd! Let's go blast that sh*t and just chill out dawg.

by The Juicer March 5, 2006

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pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 27, 2017