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When you go to a party that has a overwhelming amount of chunky/fatties and you want to describe the party or gathering to your friends.
"So, should I come to the party you are at? No It's a complete pasture party, cows and hogs everywhere."
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The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.
I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.
I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.
I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.
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Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
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when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex
After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.
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Removing a person from your world. Then taking them out to a field and burying the body. So that the grass is fertilized and the cows can eat out in the pasture and I can enjoy a good steak.
That sorry no good MFer. Somebody needs to take him out to pasture.... (Find pasture- Pop Pop, dig, bury)
To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.
After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.
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A flat, dried out, sometimes moist, semi circular, piece of cow dung used to throw like a frisbee. More often than not at someones face.
I chucked the gnarliest pasture frisbee at him last night while we were cow tipping.
Why is there a pasture frisbee on my pillow