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The politically correct version of "porch monkey"
Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!
Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!
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one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.
hey ma, its a patio sloth.
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A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.
Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.
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When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.
The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.
the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.
Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.
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A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
adj,verb: The act of being in a state of mind where one's confidence extends normal expectation; being very very cool
Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."
Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.
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