patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

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Owen patter

Repeating a burn back to the person who said it

I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter

fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

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PITTER PATTER

pitter patter means to HURRY !!

Police : THERE THEY ARE !

CRIMINIMINALS : OH NOES PITTER PATTER

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Pitter Patter

slang for non-sense

Pitter patter lets get at er.
Pitter patter whats the matter?

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Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."