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part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.
rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!
Really nice human and can be exremely kind but is a very big Thot. Ussaly with blonde hair and blue eyes and is very Thicco Mode
¨Oh shit Madison Patterson is Thicccccccc¨
If you know you know
Steve: "that kid over there is a Stinky Patterson"
entire class:*bursts out in laughter* if you know you know ;)
To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.
Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it
Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.
My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.
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A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.
Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.
The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.
Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!
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