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To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.
Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"
Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.
Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!
You shit on someones face, and smooth it out with your ass.
That guy just received a pave job.
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Okay so this is VERYYYYYYY short. Hear me out. PAVED (1) THE (2) WAY (3) has 3 words. What else has 3 words? Yes. Bulletproof Boys Scout. Yes keren yes. Im not trying to be dramatic but STAN BTS FOR HEALTHY SKIN, GOOD GRADES AND A LIFE WITH FULL OF UWU-NESS BCS OF YOONGI LIL MEOW MEOW , MELTI-NESS BCS OF THEIR PERFORMANCE, SADNESS BCS JUNGKOOK CUT HIS MF HAIR BEFORE MAKE IT INTO SPACE AND MAN BUN +_($!#)*;*($!#(!$).
Person 1: Who is BTS?
Person 2: Oh a boy band group that PAVED THE WAY and has 7 members. You should listen to their songs about loving yourself.
Person 1: Imma search them up.
Person 2: *whisper* new army checked.
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a spinach pave is the process in which a man eats spinach before intercourse with a woman, then makes baby green diarrhea on a woman's left buttcheek
"dude, i gave your sister a spinach pave last night"
"fuck you"
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A humongous helicopter used in call of duty that destroys pretty much anything in sight.
The term is sometimes often used to describe a morbidly obese person.
Bob: Dude look at that girl, she must weigh 500 pounds, at least!
John: i know right shes such a pave low!
Kristina: oh my gosh! look at that pave low over there!
Sally: hahahahhah shes so fat!
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