The Magna Farta defines Pavlov's Log as the "conditioned reflex action causing one's Bomb Bay to start opening upon seeing a Restroom. From the famous Russian psychologist Ernst Pavlov, who rang a bell every time his dog done a Shit."
" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized by the Court as Mitigating Curcimstances. In mitigation, my client has just called me by cellphone from the Courtroom Shitehouse with the message: "I'd give it another 10 minutes if I were you".
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A commonly used word for describing VSCO girls or some girls who want attentions so much. They always post everything on their Instagram spam account and Snapchat private story and only listening to Hypebeast and Tiktok
musics. And lots of them always ask other people for lunch money. They always have a rich elementary school friend and pay for everything. And they always love to beefing people for no reason. PLZ vote for it and have a good day
OML she is so Ivana Pavlovic, she keep posting random stuff of herself crying on snapchat!
Ivana Pavlovic asked me for money today again! She is a photoshop wanna be. She has nice ankles. Likes causing beef and smells beef. I like LiL Toes.
A kid whos annoying as hell, loves skin cults, and plays gorilla tag nonstop.
I'm a Pavlov kid, I love saying slurs like the N word! I also just started middle school.
Basketball player who plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Wow Sasha Pavlovic had a great game last night, that alley oop from LeBron really helped the team!
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A game where everyone shoots everyone for no reason. Also the hugest hot spot for spurs and swears.
Guy 1: you play pavlov shack?
Guy 2: yeah I got kicked for saying the n-word when I didnโt.
When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
A repetitive behavior brought about by an alert or sound. Such as a person constantly interrupting human interaction because of notifications. Or a boyfriend exhibits repetitive behavior when he hears a car door shut, thinking his girlfriend is home early.
"Yo, stop Pavlov Doggin' your phone!"
"Hey, Honey! I can see you were Pavlov Doggin' before I came home..."