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When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.
I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.
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say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!
jack made an easy payment with such ease that he was covered in bruises!!!
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When you really need to poop, but you're in the middle of doing something. Instead, you rush to the toilet to make a down payment, which means taking part of your poop and quickly returning to the activity that is occupying you. Usually, making a down payment implies that you will return to the toilet and make the rest of your "payment" later, but it doesn't have to.
Keith: Ben, I've got to take a dump.
Ben: But we're in the middle of a game of pool!
Keith: Don't worry, I'll make a down payment. Won't even take a minute.
Ben: *sigh* okay.
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(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.
Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!
Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.
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Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.
Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way
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Having sex to come up with money
i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch
when you eat her out for a long time
i gave her a going down payment
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