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Penis Deficit Disorder, or PDD, refers to a condition observed, mostly, in women when subjects have a deficiency of vaginal, anal, or oral sex.
Syndroms of said condition include but are not limited to:
-Depression
-Anxiety
-Desperation for attention
-High irritability
-Crankiness
Often times subjects with PDD has been shown to camouflage their condition by insinuating them having PMS. This behavior is especially common among women who aspire to be feminists.
If a woman or a man showing such symptoms is encountered, it is advisable to approach them with caution. Men with PDD are considered to be especially dangerous to other men.
- Sup, have you noticed that Claudia has been acting very strange as of late? She's acting like a real bitch, don't you think?
- Yeah, she must have the PDD!
- Nah, she said it's the PMS.
- Bro, trust me, that broad is on a dry spell.
- Word.
- Word.
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Pdd-nos means 'pervasive developmental disorder (pdd) not otherwise specefied' and is an diagnose for people who are in the autistic spectrum, but who don't have the right symtomps to have an other label, like Asperger's. It is often milder than other types of autism, but can be pretty hard to live with too.
"I just got back from the psychiatrist. He said my son has pdd-nos, which is an type of autism."
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Pervasive Developmemt Disorder - Not Otherwise Specified.
A diagnosis a Doctor would give to someone who is clearly on the Autism Spectrum but has no fucking clue where you actually fall on the spectrum.
Yo dog my Doctor just diagnosed me with PDD-NOS aka he has no clue what the fuck is wrong with me lol.
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It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).
"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare
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A disease in which a man cannot achieve any sort of erectile function without visual or auditory pornographic images or sounds.
One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.
There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)
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Stands for Public Display of Deez-Nuts; used when you try to PDA a girl and she tells you that she doesn't like PDAs.
Me: (starts to try to hug and cuddle with her)
Dinengie: Stop, I don't like PDAs.
Me: It's not PDA it's PDD.
Dinengie: What?
Me: Public Display of Deez-nuts.
*get slapped*
Post Drama Depression
When you see a drama so good and after it ends you have no idea what to do with your life, so you're heavily depressed about it.(and longing for more seasons as well!)
I am experiencing PDD after watching Skate into Love