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fruit-like person, typically female, who prefers the affection from that of the same gender.
The girls brainstormed on the prefered orientation of fruit and discovered pears are typically of the lesbian persuasion.
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a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.
person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.
person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"
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noun:
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.
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so much better than apples.
i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.
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The retarded cousin to the apple.
Serious, have you ever seen a pear?
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when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.
I lost my keys..... thats peared.
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