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Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.
Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.
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peen (n)- A derogitory term used to denote someone that has consistently acts in an annoying manner. Slang for "penis".
Joe always snores and keeps me up. He is a peen.
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Guy: 'Lmao i have a giant peen'
Girl: 'I dont care'
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despite the word sounding and literally basically being the beginning of 'penis', this word has nothing to do with your obscene love sword! Unless you wish to use it in modern day times, in which case it is indeed short for the word 'penis' and can be used as a fairly rude insult.
In reality, the word peen means the back of a hammer. You know, that one part of the hammer that's round and at the back? Yes, that part. It's not a penis. stop calling it that.
It's also called a ball-peen. It's still not a penis. Never will be. Unless your.... That guy.
Person: nice ball-peen, phil!
Phil : Yeah my dicks real nice ain't it?
Person: I was talking about your hammer.
Phil: That's stupid you're stupid stop saying thAT
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Hugh Hefner: today we celebrate 50 years of making guys all around the world stroke their peen
Barbara Walters: and that's when his peen went in my poon.. did I mention i'm a whore?
Star Jones: what do you mean my husband al has a peen fit for a tight boy's anus?
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Slang for the penis in it's flaccid state. Nobody like's a limp dick, so Peen is also used to describe a real jerk, or a dick.
That was a peen move Kevin, did you have to puke in tub?
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We were swimming... it was cold... and I went from dick to peen in five seconds!
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