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its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close
dude look i can pencil dick jack
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The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?
Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.
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having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.
"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"
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Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use
Jeremy has a small pencil dick
A very long but thin dick, some may have a sharp tip while others may not. Pencil dicks are guys who are creative but yet cocky about there talents
Girl:I’ll strip if you strip
Boy: *Strips*
Girl: WTF IS THAT PENCIL DICK
Boy: Your turn
noun, descriptive
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( the literal definition of pencil dick )