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penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson April 5, 2007

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Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch

A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.

by Overweight Vampire September 4, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 18, 2018


Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peanut Butter Penis

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.

"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"

by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021