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Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"
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A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.
I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!
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A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off
that cheerleader is a penis fly trap
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a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”
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an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
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A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"