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The act of urinating on a roof.
"Damn son, that Yellow Penthouse was tight."
Penthouse crabs are lice. They get their name from crabs, which are mainly found in the pubic region, who migrate, or "move on up" to the head, the "penthouse" of the body.
Did you see Brittney Spears scratching her head on Dateline the other night? It looked like she definately got a case of the penthouse crabs.
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When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.
Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.
Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
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The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.
My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.
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When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.
That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!
The effect of coming up with fantastic theories that don't make any sense for any show after having seen "The Penthouse"
No matter how weird a theory may sound, anything is possible.
Person 1: "Lim Ryung Gu kinda looks like Logan Lee's long lost brother"
Person 2: "*late long lost brother. What if Lim Ryung Gu's real name is actually Lee Ryung Gu, but he died young and was originally meant to pick Logan up, but Suryeon took the job instead?"
Person 1: "What has Penthouse done to you..."
Person 2: "It's The Penthouse Effect"