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Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.
"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."
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A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.
Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!
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the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial
"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"
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When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
John: (farts)
Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!
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The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
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Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.