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november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers
“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”
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on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say
Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
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Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
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go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
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oh it’s national kick a tall person day i’m gonna kick you now
On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.
Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2