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When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.
Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?
Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?
Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.
A beautiful, strong willed,determined, hard working Peruvian woman.
Look at Monique, she is such a Peruvian Princess. That beauty works so hard.
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yo whitey, you want some of this peruvian snowflake? Real good stuff, melts at like 180 degrees.
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The act of having a person of Peruvian decent poop into your eyeball whilst playing the pan-flute. The receiver Ideally reaching climax as the the last bit of light is snuffed out by the turd.
I got pink eye from that Peruvian Sunset last night but hey, i think she likes me.
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Hey dirty Peruvian is when a woman farts cocaine up your nose
The hooker had a pile of cocaine on her butthole and farted it up into my nose giving me a dirty Peruvian
You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
Why are you late to my fiesta? Peruvian Time.
You start by gathering 4 partners, 3 males and 1 female. The female starts by getting on her knees. The first male inserts is penis in her mouth. The second male inserts his penis in the males ass that’s getting a blowjob. The 3rd and final male then inserts his penis in the male that’s fucking the second male. They all stoke in unison, as one big continuous centipede.
Jessica got on her knees and started the front end of the centipede. Cameron then joined by getting a blow job. Donny and bill then came behind and got the entire Peruvian centipede in motion