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Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”
“NO”
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Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.
Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"
(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
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A negative Nancy/John. Usually also a simp
“That guy John is so pessimistic”
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An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.
Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.
BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!
BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.
BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..
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It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
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The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.
See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?
Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
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