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When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.
Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .
Some who is just a complete douche who is unfaithful and is easily angered
Sarah: omg did you here what dillian did to delany he is such a pesto titty
Jessy: OML i know what an ass
(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.
Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.
Dude went camping and forgot the lube so he just made High Sierra Pesto instead.
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enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*
pesto pasta green beans should not exist.
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It's literally just crack and basil
José, you sold me pot, but I wanted street pesto.