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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.
I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.
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a boner or erection lasting for many hours
Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.
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Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.
Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?
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When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
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a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
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1. When hot molten chocolate solidifies.
2. A scared african american .... or any dark skinned person in general.
1. Caitlin fell asleep on her chocolate and it melted. After sitting on her desk for a day it hardened, so Jasmin and Carley ate the petrified chocolate.
2. As an african american was walking down the street, Tomás and Jon jumped out at him from around the corner. He was then, petrifed chocolate.
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