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I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!
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When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.
" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "
Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas
Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!
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Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.
Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.
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Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.
Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!
Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.
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Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.
With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...
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