PFT

The most fucking gay thing about the military, besides the navy. Fitness testing standards that every fat sgt everywhere absolutely loves

Lcpl: “Do you need any condoms or lube?”
Boot: “no thanks. I like to take the pft raw”

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PFTS

People For That Shit.

When you’ve reached a level in your personal or professional life when you have people to perform miscellaneous tasks which are below your pay grade.

Mow my own yard? Not anymore, I have PFTS
You want me to chop 20 pounds of celery? No way, I’m the chef now. I have PFTS
Dig? I’m the superintendent, I have PFTS.

Flip burgers? I’m the manager, I have PFTS.

PFTS

People For That Shit

I am the boss now! I don’t do those little tasks! I have PFTS.

pfts

People For That Shit

Chapter 10 pounds of cabbage? Hell no! I’m the chef, I got PFTS.

PFT

PFT is the best way to express feelings

Happy? PFFT
Sad? pfffft
Angry? PFFFFFFFFT
Annoyed? pft

PFT

The Greatest Promo Company ever

PFT is better then WTF!

pft...

think of the sound you make when some fuddy duddy says, "what will people think???" puh or fuh or tah

and what goes thru your mind: please, duck them.

Nikki: omg, the neighbors might worry if do that
me: pft... who cares what they think