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When a guy lies about the size of his dick to someone he's trying to have sex with.
A: I heard Mark told his date that he was hung like a horse. She wouldn't stop laughing when the Magnum just kept falling off.
B: What a phallic fallacy!
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One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.
It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)
Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.
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Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.
You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.
dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer
whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage
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When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.
john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.
carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?
john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees
Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"
"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"
"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."
A woman such a pronounced adam's apple and bulge she could have only at one time been a man.
I thought Sandra was pretty cute, but upon closer examination she turned out to be yet another Phemme Phallic